Want to grow your own catnip—not just to feed thousands of bees, but also to admire, tincture, and even smoke? Excellent!
Each packet contains a hearty pinch of seeds for you to play with. These came from my very own flowering, stunning catnip plants!
Here’s a little info about this herb—complete with sarcasm, for free. 😜
“Big Pharma would $hit their pants if word got out about THIS herb. Think of how many children and college kids they’d miss out on!? Surely this herb doesn’t have ANY mind-altering or mildly psychoactive effects on humans, especially young ones. No, not this plant! 😏”
I’ve grown this beauty from seed, so it won’t attract mountain lions. Nepeta cataria.
I tincture the flowering tops of this beauty after the bees have had their full way with it, and stock up my shelves with that good stuff (mostly for y’all).
Catnip first excites and then relaxes—ah, the dance between stimulation and sedation. Hyperactive? Ever tried fresh catnip tincture? You’d be amazed.
Some women find that smoking the freshly air-dried leaves of catnip, or working with flowering top tincture, is a godsend for relieving menstrual cramping. It TOTALLY smells like ganja, so unless you live in a state where it’s fully legal, just puff in your sanctuaries away from prying eyes—or make ’em pull you over and give you a thorough pat-down if you’re feeling lonely.
Monks used to make cough syrup with catnip; poultices of the fresh leaves can be helpful for bruising, blistering, and irritated scalp.
Kids and catnip go together like peanut butter and jelly. Tummy aches, nightmares, teething, restlessness… research this stuff, babe!
You can toss a bit in soups and stews to add flavor, keep tincture on hand to stimulate sweating in the case of an emergency fever, or use the roots to repel mice and rats in your creepy basement. The list goes on and on.
It’s the little big things, like catnip, that get me through. I hope you’re all doing well out there and being kind to people. Maybe catnip can help you be more kind, focused, and relaxed—so when you have to kick some ass, your spirits are in the right place.
Anyway, catnip is a mint family plant (Lamiaceae), super easy to grow, and gets huge and lovely. I really hope you’ll grow to know and love her, too.
Want to grow your own catnip—not just to feed thousands of bees, but also to admire, tincture, and even smoke? Excellent!
Each packet contains a hearty pinch of seeds for you to play with. These came from my very own flowering, stunning catnip plants!
Here’s a little info about this herb—complete with sarcasm, for free. 😜
“Big Pharma would $hit their pants if word got out about THIS herb. Think of how many children and college kids they’d miss out on!? Surely this herb doesn’t have ANY mind-altering or mildly psychoactive effects on humans, especially young ones. No, not this plant! 😏”
I’ve grown this beauty from seed, so it won’t attract mountain lions. Nepeta cataria.
I tincture the flowering tops of this beauty after the bees have had their full way with it, and stock up my shelves with that good stuff (mostly for y’all).
Catnip first excites and then relaxes—ah, the dance between stimulation and sedation. Hyperactive? Ever tried fresh catnip tincture? You’d be amazed.
Some women find that smoking the freshly air-dried leaves of catnip, or working with flowering top tincture, is a godsend for relieving menstrual cramping. It TOTALLY smells like ganja, so unless you live in a state where it’s fully legal, just puff in your sanctuaries away from prying eyes—or make ’em pull you over and give you a thorough pat-down if you’re feeling lonely.
Monks used to make cough syrup with catnip; poultices of the fresh leaves can be helpful for bruising, blistering, and irritated scalp.
Kids and catnip go together like peanut butter and jelly. Tummy aches, nightmares, teething, restlessness… research this stuff, babe!
You can toss a bit in soups and stews to add flavor, keep tincture on hand to stimulate sweating in the case of an emergency fever, or use the roots to repel mice and rats in your creepy basement. The list goes on and on.
It’s the little big things, like catnip, that get me through. I hope you’re all doing well out there and being kind to people. Maybe catnip can help you be more kind, focused, and relaxed—so when you have to kick some ass, your spirits are in the right place.
Anyway, catnip is a mint family plant (Lamiaceae), super easy to grow, and gets huge and lovely. I really hope you’ll grow to know and love her, too.
